Jokes/Humor

Funny dancing

I was surfing around youtube when I found this. It's a fox named Saerak who apparently got drunk and started dancing. I thought it was pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpljon10wD4

Tech Support Calls

RainOubliette's picture

I've heard a lot of tech support call jokes, but these were new to me. Thought I'd share.

Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven’t got a computer. It’s in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support! : Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…

Hannibal Leckter's Cat

RainOubliette's picture

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/2003/12/19

Notice that the woman in the photo is wearing work gloves to prevent skin damage from psycho kitty.

I have no life so I look at photos of people's psychotic cats... it lets me know that I'm not the only human to have a sociopathic feline roommate that plans my demise when I'm not home.

Blondes Hunting in the Woods

RainOubliette's picture

Three blondes are hunting for the first time out in the woods. As they hike along, they come upon some tracks on the ground and proceed to get into an argument over what type of animal tracks they are.

"I think they're deer tracks," says the first.
"No, they're bear tracks," humphs the second. "See how big they are?"
"I think you're both crazy," the third scowls. "They're side by side so they're a bunny rabbits!"

They argued and argued until a train came along and ran them all over.

Water on Mars

Rabids Squirrel's picture

http://www.venezolano.web.ve/uploads/agua-en-marte.jpg They actually found somthing on mars...finnaly! I dont know how many of you have seen this....

UP FOR AUCTION: THE ALLENTOWN FURHOUSE

skippyfox's picture

(moved from the For Sale forum)

Current bid: $0.05
Highest bidder: Kage

This house was full of furry type people who were having a gay old time (literally?) until one day some random angry hispanic guy came along and threatened them with guns and Australia was all like "WTF mate?"

PAYPAL ONLY PLEASE! Shipping options are: the buyer must come pick up this item.

This is a real auction. Also, the made-up word of the day is COPYWRITTEN. No one copywrote anything to begin with. YOU CANNOT COPYWRITE ANYTHING!

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